At a football game three men got stuck sitting behind three nuns. They couldn't enjoy the game very much because the nun hats obscured their views. So they decided to disgust them which would coerce them into leaving the place.
''I think I'll move to California, there's only 50 Catholics there," said the first man.
"I think I'll move to Washington, there's only 25 Catholics there.''
"I think I'll move to Idaho, there's only 10 Catholics there.'' Then one of the nuns turned around.
"Go to Hell, there are NO Catholics there."